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Recent Reviews
Zoom Car Wash
John Smith : 1 on 4/16/2025 12:45 am
My thoughts and emotions are clear as I fictionalise this account about my day while sitting in a car wash. This is because it is something that needs to be shared.
As I arrive the first thing that comes to my attention is the gushing water and foam blistering through a spinning drum. As I sit through the “touch” car wash, I notice something. There is no water being sprayed; only brushes dragging through the paint like sandpaper on a luxury vehicle. At this moment I am sure that I paid $15 for a DIY clear coat removal.
I then shift my focus to what I deem to be the final frontier — the “touchless” car wash. This should have been the winner, as the name touches on the aerial and screw-free cleaning. Unfortunately for me, the outcome was scratch-free painting. The decision to move forward without making any moisture contact turns out to be a big mistake. It is clear that at no point did a glimpse of soap, pressure, or even ample wetness will be used, hence the gentle waft of water can only be described as nothing more than disguise.
We charge you for an experience, and there is no actual experience taking place, authorize me to state that we deserve to be labeled frauds. That is tantamount to requesting a pizza and getting a warming surface which radiates spice perfume instead of the real thing. If you want to sell a service termed a car wash, why is it so difficult to incorporate water into the equation?
If so, I’d be saying zero stars if I could, as it was in this case clear that my car went in dirty, managed to come out scratched and somehow still dirty at the same time. That is ridiculous, and comedically impressive all at once.
As I arrive the first thing that comes to my attention is the gushing water and foam blistering through a spinning drum. As I sit through the “touch” car wash, I notice something. There is no water being sprayed; only brushes dragging through the paint like sandpaper on a luxury vehicle. At this moment I am sure that I paid $15 for a DIY clear coat removal.
I then shift my focus to what I deem to be the final frontier — the “touchless” car wash. This should have been the winner, as the name touches on the aerial and screw-free cleaning. Unfortunately for me, the outcome was scratch-free painting. The decision to move forward without making any moisture contact turns out to be a big mistake. It is clear that at no point did a glimpse of soap, pressure, or even ample wetness will be used, hence the gentle waft of water can only be described as nothing more than disguise.
We charge you for an experience, and there is no actual experience taking place, authorize me to state that we deserve to be labeled frauds. That is tantamount to requesting a pizza and getting a warming surface which radiates spice perfume instead of the real thing. If you want to sell a service termed a car wash, why is it so difficult to incorporate water into the equation?
If so, I’d be saying zero stars if I could, as it was in this case clear that my car went in dirty, managed to come out scratched and somehow still dirty at the same time. That is ridiculous, and comedically impressive all at once.
John Smith
1744764340
1
5
Zoom Car Wash
Ray Abboud : 1 on 7/2/2025 11:31 pm
If you like tunnels that are broken half the time paying a monthly membership fee that you never can wash your car or if you use the hand wash the blower don’t work. The spot free rinse comes out poop brown. And the vacuums haven’t worked for a month or more and they say they fixed them. When I told the guy about it, their last car wash he really didn’t care!! This place has gone downhill in 12 months.
Ray Abboud
1751499111
1
5
Zoom Car Wash
Harriel Lacy : 5 on 6/8/2025 4:39 pm
One of the best car washes I’ve ever been too
Harriel Lacy
1749400754
5
5
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